The Fairly OddParents

If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
-Timmy


Internet.
-Timmy


It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence!
-Timmy


Nobody reads the manual!
-Chester


Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
-Chester


Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
-Mom Turner


Internet. Your breakfast is ready.
-Mom


Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
-Mom Turner


Bye, School. Have a good day at Timmy.
-Mom and Dad


TWERP!
-Vicky


Fee Fi Fo Fum. Who's the girl that sucks her thumb? I am! I am!
-Vicky

Super toilet!
-Super Bike


Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

Skins - season 2

Cassie: You remember when you rode with me in the ambulance?

Jal: Of course.

Cassie: That's what love feels like.

Juno (2007)

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
Mac MacGuff.

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

''You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. ''
Dwayne.